It is Mr H's birthday today. I asked him what is his wish for this year.

Mr H : I wish that Allah will remove all the jealousy feelings in your heart.

Me : Eh why? (I thought I had done something wrong)

Mr H : So that you and all my heaven maidens can happily live together with me in paradise.

Mr H, oh Mr H. You can't be serious, thinking of heaven so soon. Now, are you really thinking of heaven or the heaven maidens!!! Grrrrr!!!!!